iggysbuttiscute: with each update, it becomes clearer that dirk is my spirit animal
fandom: WE LOVE BRO
hussie: his name is dirk
fandom: WE STILL LOVE HIM
hussie: he's sixteen and the porn thing is a thing that still happens
fandom: PRECIOUS PRINCE
hussie: he uses fancysantakind sometimes
hussie: he slEEPS WITH LIL CAL
hussie: HE HAS A FUCKING SBAHJ TATTOO
both have exploded
arcstuck: asjdkalsjfkdlfsd I can`t draw my fav character/cries
fuckoffstrider: i’m actually kind of afraid to meet my online friends not because of the possibility of them being an online predator, but because they’re gonna realize how much of a loser i am in real life. and think something like “wow have i really been friends with you this whole entire time”
jpierrepontcriss: you know how people say “shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars”? actually, besides the sun, the closest star is over 4 light-years away so if you miss, you’ll just be floating through the dark void of space for the rest of eternity until you are dead, just like your dreams
me: No to homophobia! No to transphobia! I respect your opinion and will not harm you in any way trying to change that!
me: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU USE INTERNET EXPLORER?!?!?!?
me: omg i can't believe you came to my house im honoured
arthur kirkland: you kidnapped me and tied me to a chair
I can't deal with feelings very well..
A Very Important Day Ch. 20 - Dave/John -...
evanwritessometimes: (Chapters: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 - 17 - 18 - 19) Your name is Dave Strider, you are thirty years old, and you wonder if this is what numbness is. It is not happiness for sure - you’ve not had the prolonged form that so many have been graced with, but you’ve had it briefly plenty of times and you know that what this is is not...
me: oh, i'm such a good child. i don't smoke, i don't drink and i don't do drugs. i don't sneak out to go partying. my grades are quite good. when i compare myself to those in my class..wow, i'm almost a role model. my parents must be so proud of me!
mom: WHY DON'T I EVER SEE YOU STUDY? ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON THE INTERNET! YOU SHOULD LOOK AT OTHER STUDENTS! YOU DON'T EVEN HELP ME WITH ANYTHING! NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE CARES ABOUT HOW MUCH I HAVE TO DO! NONE OF YOU HELP ME! YOU ARE ALL SO UNGRATEFUL!
kuragehime: i have this weird self esteem problem where i hate myself yet i still think i’m better than everyone else
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
Reblog if you’d care if the person you reblogged...
i am so done with these. Happy early Valentines...